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When you're caught doing something really embarrassing

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On the outside you’re like:

But on the inside you’re like:

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There’s a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called ‘fan fiction’.
—  Joss Whedon  (via somewhatclosetotragic)

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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princetavros: clumsyoctopus: optimisticduelist: flatbarnacle: funkysafari: You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told. But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt. Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x] PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING oh my god look at the little baby oh no  shes wearing little booties ;______; i cant deal omgggg

princetavros:

clumsyoctopus:

optimisticduelist:

flatbarnacle:

funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING

oh my god look at the little baby

oh no 

shes wearing little booties ;______; i cant deal

omgggg

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